Hi kids! Welcome to BP’s Thunder Gulp Boys Summer Camp! We’ve got an awesome summer ahead of us!
Show of hands: How many of you have ever spent an entire summer on an ultra-deepwater, semi-submersible offshore drilling rig? No one? Perfect!
OK, let’s try this: How many of you have ever tried to make the best of an historic catastrophe?
Yes, you – you with the three ears. Ha! Just kidding! Gosh, we’re going to have a good time.