Saturday, January 1, 2011

No more New Year’s resolution stories!

… That is to say, after I’m done with my New Year’s resolution story …

Dear friends, family and creditors,

With a New Year upon us, I hereby promise to finally send in my query to Scientific American in which I prove how yawning is also contagious in canines.

When prompted to respond “Yes” or “No” by a voice-recognition operator from Verizon, ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­I will no longer respond with the words “orange julius” with the idea I can cause software somewhere in India to bubble up and liquefy.